Thursday, June 30, 2016

Name suggestions for new fake stone products.


Alternative rock

Phony stone

Sham rock

Foe stone

Cultish stone 

Ashliar

Mock-rock 

Badstone 

Stoney Baloney

NOT Gneiss Stone

Poopy-stone

Arsecraft

Shim Sham

Rubbish Rubble

Boulderdash!

Flintstone flimflam

Simulate Slate

Aggregated basalt (to the eyes)

Quasi quartz

Fallacious fieldstone

Fraudulant fragments 

Shifty shards 

Philistone

Stoneless

Doctored Fakinstone

Ersatzite

Facial erratic

Lying Con-Cretan

Fecking fauxlithic

Unreal-a-lickandstick

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