Alternative rock
Phony stone
Sham rock
Foe stone
Cultish stone
Ashliar
Mock-rock
Badstone
Stoney Baloney
NOT Gneiss Stone
Poopy-stone
Arsecraft
Shim Sham
Rubbish Rubble
Boulderdash!
Flintstone flimflam
Simulate Slate
Aggregated basalt (to the eyes)
Quasi quartz
Fallacious fieldstone
Fraudulant fragments
Shifty shards
Philistone
Stoneless
Doctored Fakinstone
Ersatzite
Facial erratic
Lying Con-Cretan
Fecking fauxlithic
Unreal-a-lickandstick
