"Tell the viewers a bit about yourself."
My nime is Shown Adcowk. O'im from Whiles. An Oi'm a droy stoawn whoaler. But oi down av any use for an 'ammer an chissew.
An' oi reeelly down loyk to av myewsic woil Oi'm whoaling
An' I reeelly down loyk aving moy foh-oh tiken !