Sunday, December 24, 2017

Rock Paintings



Discovering evidence of the true origins of the Holiday tradition, ancient rock paintings reveal ritualistic veneration of the sacred ‘Celestial Sled’ pulled by prehistoric reindeer, transporting a sort of benevolent, astrological, Neanderthal figure who appears to be dropping off gifts of fire, ceremonial headgear, rock candy, festive flint ornaments, and early prototypes of the wheel . 

Obviously this tradition pre-dated the Bronze Age and so the ‘Santa’ figure was still only called Saint Nickle-less, until ways of making such alloys as copper, tin and nickel were discovered.




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